Halloween Meme

alzbeta_m eats birchduck's spicy, spicy brains. andawulf TPs druminmychest aztecknight puts apples in your razorblades birchduck carves wilhelmmichalik's effigy in the medium of Wings Greatest Hits circus13 shows up with burning torches, pitchforks and dip druminmychest puts real eyeballs in your pumpkin kellticman gives you a toothbrush moonflake1978 calls neojupiter to let them know the psycho killer's in the dashboard neojupiter sacrifices sigfrds_lady's gerbils scarlett_27_99 TPs your socks sigfrds_lady creates an unholy monstrosity from moonflake1978, wilhelmmichalik and druminmychest starwolf_129 tries to pick up Phantom Hitchhikers vinoworm swoops on moonflake1978 and drains their cutlery wilhelmmichalik devours the entire neighbourhood's Bank Manager's lunchbox

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
30) Do you swear a lot?
31) Biggest pet peeve?
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
34) Favourite and least favourite food?
35) Do you believe in God?
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

Zombie Master.

You scored 77% survivability and 53% kickass-ability!

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Your result for The Camelot Test ...

King Arthur

 

Your results:
You are Chewbacca

Chewbacca 74% Obi-Wan Kenobi 73% Qui-Gon Jinn 70% Luke Skywalker 68% Yoda 64% Han Solo 62% R2-D2 62% Lando Calrissian 61% Princess Leia 59% An Ewok 58% Sure you're tall and hairy, but you've got heart! (This list displays the top 10 results out of a possible 21 characters.) Click here to take the "Which Star Wars character are you?" quiz...

 

Your result for Which Chess Piece are You Test? ...

The Bishop's Innkeeper

Congrats! Only 6-9% of the population score this!

 

Your result for The hardcore SCA Test ...

The Queen's Champion

You scored 55% hardcore SCA!

    First of all to my friends that received an invitation to my daughter's graduation and party and said "Oh my God! I've already have plans on those dates!" It is O.K.! Do not think that we hate you, or think that you are bad people. I knew that some of our friends had plans. Chaos Caravan, Crown tourney, other graduations, ETC...ETC. Yet we would have felt like bad people if we didn't send an invite to the people that we consider as much our family as our blood family. The date for the party was partly set by my father and brothers since we get together every other week-end. Any-hoo...my wife and I are going to try to plan another cook-out sometime when everyone can come over. Haha. That's about all that's going on for now. Talk to you all later.  

Current Location: same
Current Mood: good
Current Music: Kid Rock

    I was thinking about how much I have been bitching about life lately and thought " I sound just like my old D&D charicter Whoot,.......... well with less animal noises.". HMMmmLiFeSuCk......HaRoOmP.......JoBsUcK .........HeHeHeHe........aLL sUcK....HoOoT wHaHaHeHeHe.

  I shouldn't be left alone with myself, I'm a bad influence.

Ashley broke up with David. A moment of silence for the loss of this suitor.....................Good Nuff! Bye Slacker! Actually I am happy that she broke up with him and not the other way around. Ashley is really maturing and becomeing a woman with a good head on her shoulders. Angela will be begining counceling soon. They are thinking that she may not have ADHD after all, but just the left overs from the years of mental and verbal abuse from my ex.. That's just one more reason added to a list of reasons longer than my arm to loathe the woman.

Well, some good some bad. Life as we know it.
 

Current Location: work again!
Current Mood: okay

       Today as I tried to sleep while the cats played on the bed, the children argued, and my wife wanted to take a nap but just couldn't get comfortable I made a decision. I decided that in my next life that I would be a wealthy cynic.  I would live in a large mansion with tall electrified wall around it with razor wire and  a loooong drive way littered with pit traps, claymore mines, and rabid dobermans just in case there happened to be any Jehovah's witnesses in the area. I would not marry any crazy women, father any insane children, or own any animal that did not understand that to wake me was to die. 
     Around 10 every morning my servant, who would be silent, would bring me breakfast in bed. I would read the news paper while watching headline news.  About 11 I would get ready to face the day in a bathroom roughly the size of my current living and dining rooms combined. So about noon I would get a massage while listening to quiet classical music and the popping of my spine. Around one, would be exercise time and would continue until I felt tired, you know that good kind of tired. Then it would be back to the palatial bath room for a quick rinse off. 
   After a lite lunch it would be off to the museum, art expo, or music lessons with whatever elbow clinging, tramp stamp wearing vapid air head caught my fancy this week. Diner would be eaten out at a fine restaurant that understood what good food was and was not afraid to cook it for being thought un-trendy, unhealthy, or un-socially acceptable. Perhaps with some live jazz, or piano music playing lightly in the background. 
     Later, my driver would take me to the theater or possible a concert that caught my eye. And then to round out the evening a couple drinks in front of the fireplace with a good book in my library before retiring for the night safe and secure in my fortress of solitude.
       You know, that sounds good and I would probably enjoy it for a week or two, but after that I would begin to wish for my old life back. Well only most of it back. I would try to keep the money and house after all.