kellticman

kellticman @ 2008-10-10T05:30:00

2008-10-10T10:30:54Z

alzbeta_m eats birchduck's spicy, spicy brains.

andawulf TPs druminmychest

aztecknight puts apples in your razorblades

birchduck carves wilhelmmichalik's effigy in the medium of Wings Greatest Hits

circus13 shows up with burning torches, pitchforks and dip

druminmychest puts real eyeballs in your pumpkin

kellticman gives you a toothbrush

moonflake1978 calls neojupiter to let them know the psycho killer's in the dashboard

neojupiter sacrifices sigfrds_lady's gerbils

scarlett_27_99 TPs your socks

sigfrds_lady creates an unholy monstrosity from moonflake1978, wilhelmmichalik and druminmychest

starwolf_129 tries to pick up Phantom Hitchhikers

vinoworm swoops on moonflake1978 and drains their cutlery

wilhelmmichalik devours the entire neighbourhood's Bank Manager's lunchbox

I guess i would jump off the bridge with everyone else

2008-09-24T09:34:53Z

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
30) Do you swear a lot?
31) Biggest pet peeve?
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
34) Favourite and least favourite food?
35) Do you believe in God?
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

sweet

2008-07-15T10:28:06Z

Zombie Master.

You scored 77% survivability and 53% kickass-ability!

You were born for z-day. Not only will you be killing zombies left and right, but you will be leading the other survivors. You will be the one making decisions and the person who is looked to for advice. Congratulations.

kellticman @ 2008-07-14T01:34:00

2008-07-14T06:34:52Z

Your result for The Camelot Test ...

King Arthur

You value honor and equality. You are courageous and logical. While you may be passionate at times, you rarely let your emotion affect your decisions. You are (according to legend) probably the greatest monarch of all time.

I'm not THAT hairy!

2008-07-11T07:34:38Z

Your results:
You are Chewbacca

Chewbacca		74%
Obi-Wan Kenobi		73%
Qui-Gon Jinn		70%
Luke Skywalker		68%
Yoda		64%
Han Solo		62%
R2-D2		62%
Lando Calrissian		61%
Princess Leia		59%
An Ewok		58%

Sure you're tall and hairy,
but you've got heart!

(This list displays the top 10 results out of a possible 21 characters.)
Click here to take the "Which Star Wars character are you?" quiz...

kellticman @ 2008-07-11T02:27:00

2008-07-11T07:28:05Z

Your result for Which Chess Piece are You Test? ...

The Bishop's Innkeeper

Congrats! Only 6-9% of the population score this!

The Bishop's Innkeeper enjoys the experience of life to the fullest. They enjoy the variety of people and material comforts. They are excellent team players and focus on tasks at hand utilizing fun. They find pleasure in the new. They will involve everyone in discussion and decision making. They value the strengths of different individuals and encourage people to contribute their best. They make great storytellers and in fact this is why they have a special place for children in their hearts. They are deprived when cut off from others.

They aren't fond of written studies, but prefer learning in a 'hands on' way. Because of this they do tend to rush. Schools can be difficult at first, but if they find the relevance of a subject - they will exceed. They are sensitive to criticism and may take it personally. They will focus on the task at hand but forgo the long term costs. However, they are practical with their approach and have a lively sense of humor. If one asks them a question, one should be prepared for a drawn out explanation of their answer and how it relates to their life.

The Bishop's Innkeeper is useful because they can quickly mobilize others during times of crises. They are genuine and optimistic so it is hard not to do as they say. They are the peacemaker due to their sympathetic and tactful natures. They are the builders of the ‘can-do’ atmosphere using humor to brighten everyone’s mood. You should be pleased scoring as a 'Pawn' - it proves that you are a constructive and contributing member of society.

kellticman @ 2008-07-11T01:58:00

2008-07-11T06:59:06Z

Your result for The hardcore SCA Test ...

The Queen's Champion

You scored 55% hardcore SCA!

You are really involved in the SCA. You probably have some really cool garb. You put a lot of work into playing the game and making sure its fun for others too. For a lot of folks an event wouldn't be the same without you. You probably have a tendancy to over do it sometimes. You may need help knowing when to say "No" or when to stop sewing and go to bed.

stuff

2008-05-14T04:36:41Z

First of all to my friends that received an invitation to my daughter's graduation and party and said "Oh my God! I've already have plans on those dates!" It is O.K.! Do not think that we hate you, or think that you are bad people. I knew that some of our friends had plans. Chaos Caravan, Crown tourney, other graduations, ETC...ETC. Yet we would have felt like bad people if we didn't send an invite to the people that we consider as much our family as our blood family. The date for the party was partly set by my father and brothers since we get together every other week-end. Any-hoo...my wife and I are going to try to plan another cook-out sometime when everyone can come over. Haha. That's about all that's going on for now. Talk to you all later.

Whoot

2008-04-04T06:09:10Z

I was thinking about how much I have been bitching about life lately and thought " I sound just like my old D&D charicter Whoot,.......... well with less animal noises.". HMMmmLiFeSuCk......HaRoOmP.......JoBsUcK .........HeHeHeHe........aLL sUcK....HoOoT wHaHaHeHeHe.

I shouldn't be left alone with myself, I'm a bad influence.

Ashley broke up with David. A moment of silence for the loss of this suitor.....................Good Nuff! Bye Slacker! Actually I am happy that she broke up with him and not the other way around. Ashley is really maturing and becomeing a woman with a good head on her shoulders. Angela will be begining counceling soon. They are thinking that she may not have ADHD after all, but just the left overs from the years of mental and verbal abuse from my ex.. That's just one more reason added to a list of reasons longer than my arm to loathe the woman.

Well, some good some bad. Life as we know it.

kellticman @ 2008-01-17T23:06:00

2008-01-18T05:55:29Z

       Today as I tried to sleep while the cats played on the bed, the children argued, and my wife wanted to take a nap but just couldn't get comfortable I made a decision. I decided that in my next life that I would be a wealthy cynic. I would live in a large mansion with tall electrified wall around it with razor wire and a loooong drive way littered with pit traps, claymore mines, and rabid dobermans just in case there happened to be any Jehovah's witnesses in the area. I would not marry any crazy women, father any insane children, or own any animal that did not understand that to wake me was to die.
     Around 10 every morning my servant, who would be silent, would bring me breakfast in bed. I would read the news paper while watching headline news. About 11 I would get ready to face the day in a bathroom roughly the size of my current living and dining rooms combined. So about noon I would get a massage while listening to quiet classical music and the popping of my spine. Around one, would be exercise time and would continue until I felt tired, you know that good kind of tired. Then it would be back to the palatial bath room for a quick rinse off.
   After a lite lunch it would be off to the museum, art expo, or music lessons with whatever elbow clinging, tramp stamp wearing vapid air head caught my fancy this week. Diner would be eaten out at a fine restaurant that understood what good food was and was not afraid to cook it for being thought un-trendy, unhealthy, or un-socially acceptable. Perhaps with some live jazz, or piano music playing lightly in the background.
     Later, my driver would take me to the theater or possible a concert that caught my eye. And then to round out the evening a couple drinks in front of the fireplace with a good book in my library before retiring for the night safe and secure in my fortress of solitude.
       You know, that sounds good and I would probably enjoy it for a week or two, but after that I would begin to wish for my old life back. Well only most of it back. I would try to keep the money and house after all.

I think I like having a vent page

2007-11-01T02:12:40Z

Geeee! I get to work Halloween again! Yeah ME!! Of course I brought candy to pass out at the truck gate to the creapy looking truck drivers, the now famous Roman helmet to wear ( tomarrow is the company change over, what are they going to do fire me?) and the intention to have fun any way.

Tomarrow is also the Guardsmark dinner. UGH! But it is a night where my wife and I can get out with out the kids and have something that sort of resembles a nice dinner for free. I'm really suprised they are having one at all. I wonder what all of the speaches after the dinner are going to be about. Usually they talk about how great the company is, and blah blah blah. I wonder if they will say that they are sorry or even thank you for hanging in there with us.

Little John is psyked up about trick or treating. You can almost see him vibrate when he stops moving, which is not often. Ashley and DAAAVID are going to pass out candy, and Angela is undecided about going out trick or treating ( she thinks she is getting too old ). I gave her an out by asking if she would watch Little John this year and I think that turned the trick so to speak. Sherri will probably relax and watch horror movies.

I found out that we will suposedly be going to eight hour days come December and that I will always have Fri and Sat nights off. This is good because it will allow me to go to fighter practices and weekends off will alow me to expand my range as far events are concerned. Our new uniforms look a little cheezie but the coat that I was issued looks verry warm.

Thats all for today

camp out

2007-10-30T08:58:43Z

Man is it hard coming back to work after having such a good week end. It was interrupted, rushed, and too short, but right now my life is such that in comparison it was great! Nothing is better than a weekend spent with friends.

We all had a long talk about the "direction" our house is taking, or not taking, depending on your point of view. Now I have never claimed to be the most or even the second most intelligent person on the planet, but I didn't exactly understand where this discussion came from. I understand that people in the house have different interests and life takes people in different directions, but aren't the house only camp outs there so we can for a moment step off of our separate paths and be with people who care for us and that we care about? Can't the people that "do" the SCA use the concept of the house and forge it into what is needed in the game work of the SCA and leave it loose for our informal get together with out offending our brothers and sisters who do not "do" the SCA? Couldn't others in the family also use the concept of the house and forge it into what ever they needed it for? Be it a LARP guild, WOW guild, dart league, charity work, or whatever with out giving offense to the people who "do" the SCA? I would like to think so. To me the main purpose of this house is these stupid little camp outs, which are not really so stupid. There are people that come to these camp outs that I normally would not get to see out side of this frame work, people that I would miss in my life. I love this house and the people in it. Let the members use it as they need to. The reason that the people in it are members is because we trust them not to sully the name of the house (Well at least not too much hehe) and to up hold the ideals of the house. I don't, as I said, really understand the problem. Maybe I'm just too simple, or too trusting, but I hope not. This house is full of my brothers and sisters, and if they have need of what I can give it is theirs no questions asked. Is there really such a large feeling of exclusiveness? I don't know, I am out of the loop right now, but I didn't feel it at the camp out. Did any one else feel it? Are we building paper windmills to tilt at? Arrrgh! This makes my head hurt.

interview day

2007-10-26T03:56:37Z

Well...... today I got to interview for the job I currently have, and what do ya know I'm qualified. It made me feel a little humiliated. No raise, still on nights, don't know what my schedule will eventually look like. Say hello to the new boss same as the old boss.

My father is a delivery man for a local printing co. and happened to deliver to St. Francis today. He was approached by a person who asked him if he knew antone who wanted to be a nurse. He told this person about me, and this person said "A guy?! Great send him over." My father then explained that I could not quit my job to go to school, To which they replied " I'm sure that we could arrange to get him a suitable job here to get him through." Food for thought.

I will not get to stay Friday night at the camp out I am going to this weekend, because on Saturday I have to be in Bellevue for a training class for this new company. I get to do this for free also WOOHOO!!. Even though I could probably teach the class myself.

All of this is very frustrating because I need to get certain thing in my life squared away before I can restart my life with my hobie the SCA. I hate to half ass anything, this goes double for things that I care about. I had been half assing my commitment to the fighting in the SCA, So I scaled it back til it was almost nonexistent (I could not quit it like I should because I love it so much), but I still feel like I'm half assing it. But when I do finally get my life/job reset I hope my friends who are fighters are prepared, because I will probably be a pain in the ass doing all that I can to catch up for lost time. When I cut back on the commitment to the fighting I did so with great reluctance because I was just beginning to see what was on the next level, I was not there but I could see it, and I was excited about all there was to know, to learn, to do. At first it was just fun to hit your friends with sticks, now that is not enough for me. I never have or will ever look for the accolades that some people strive for ( If I'm not the king and a knight and a laural by christmas I'll just die!) that has never been me. Not that having goals is a bad thing, but my goals are more personal (just defeat one more person in this tournament/melee, try to do this feast a little better than the last, meet two new people at this event) small steps, things that are a little more manageable. Climb enough mole hills and you can reach the stars. GOD where did that come from! If some one else had assaulted me with that garbage I would have asked them to go shoot themselves and save me the trouble.

Any way, job sucks, but might get better. Who knows.

Yes it is I

2007-10-24T03:05:16Z

yes it is I. I know, what is john, who is one step from living in the stone age, doing on the internet? Badly actually. I barely know how to make this thing work, and it would probably cause you phisical pain to watch me type. peck...peck...peck. Oh well I will find it most enjoyable to find out what's going on in my friends lives, and not having to ask sixty-eleven questions at camp outs just to catch up. Oh.... and Rob, I may just want to talk to you about this "hack the world" thing.......unofficially in a hypothetical sort of way of course.

camp out!

2007-10-23T07:55:57Z

I am excited. This coming weekend I get to spend time with my family of friends. I don't get to do this very often, which is bad, but the time we spend together is always enjoyable for me, which is good. One whole weekend away from work to spend with people that I love. WOW!

I am also excited because I have just found LJ from a person at the SCA arts meeting last Sunday. She told me that one of my friends is a prolific writer here and since i don't see him very often I thought I would read some of his stuff. When doing so I found that a lot of people that I know are on here. So.... I joined the site.

Well enough of this. I am just getting started, and a terrible keyboarder, and typing is torture for me. So goodbye for now